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Top 10 Tennis Hotties
God bless women's tennis. It has almost become a form of softcore porn for today's male sports fan. Long gone are the days of the ahem...let's just say "not so attractive" stars like Martina Navratilova and Billy Jean King. In their place are long-legged blondes, bodacious badonkadonk and perfect boobies bouncing all over the place. And to top it off, when they play it sounds like they're having sex. An endless array of screaming and moaning. Basically, all you need to be a successful female tennis player today is a killer backhand and a smoking body. Having a last name that ends in "ova" doesn't hurt either.
#10 Martina Hingis' Turkeys is Ready - This is what you call high quality camera work.
#9 Nicole Vaidisova - Nicole's German business is bouncing all over the court? Czech please!#8 Maria Kirilenko - Moscow's finest is famous for her breasts looking like they just came from the Cold War by the second set.#7 Serena Williams - Serena is the reason why words like "stacked" and "bootylicious" were invented.
#6 Jelena Dokic - Arguably tennis' all-time best breasts. ESPN's slow-motion department always seems to work overtime during every Dokic match.
#5 Daniella Hantuchova- The third hottest "Ova" in the world. She's supposedly good at tennis too.
#4 Elena Dementieva - There's Ovas and there's Evas too. Elena's legs start at her shoulders.
#3 Anna Ivanovic - The only brunette who can hang with all of these leggy blondes. As the tennis folk say, "she's grand slammin!"
#2 Anna Kournikova - Has there ever been a porno called "Anna Pornikova?" If so, somebody should get on that ASAP.
#1 Maria Sharapova - The best Ova of the lot. You could make a strong argument for Anna Kournikova here, but Maria looks like she'd be a little fiestier in the sack.
